Posts Tagged ‘funny signs’
A sign posted in Germany’s black forest…
“It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose”
Now, please help me clear this up.. Is there any other type of sex other that men and women? Am I missing something here?!
And yes, of course. If you want to stay in one tent then get married first. After that, get a divorce… 
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel…
… across from a Russian orthodox monastery…
“You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviets composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday”
They surely have so many composers, artist and writers die daily. But what happened if they die on Thursday? Nobody die on Thursday? Or are they buried on the next day, Friday?
I surely have confused you huh?!
Hotel, Japan
“You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaids”
Poor chambermaids. To what extent guests are allowed to take advantage of them? Heheheh…
Hotel, Yugoslavia
“The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid”
Hehehe.. It could give us the wrong message, doesn’t it?
In a Tokyo Bar…
“Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts”
Now ladies, who has nuts please raise up your hands.. Hahahaha..
In A Cemetary…
“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any, but their own, graves.”
Well, how do I pick flowers from my own grave when I am still alive?
Dry Cleaners, Bangkok…
“Drop your trousers here for the best results”
Maaflah, tetapi baca sekali lalu memang maknanya tuh boleh menimbulkan syak wasangka.. Ada ke patut dia suruh tanggalkan seluar kat situ.. Huhu…
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Doctor’s Office, Rome…
“Specialist in women and other diseases.”
Bagaimana pula dengan yang ini?
Dia mungkin sebenarnya bermaksud bahawa doktor ini pakar dalam sakit puan dan juga sakit lain..
Tetapi bila dia kata specialist in women…
At A Budapest Zoo…
“Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable foods, give it to the guard on duty.”
Bagaimana pula dengan yang ini? Heheh…
Ia mungkin bermaksud supaya anda memberikan makanan tersebut kepada penjaga binatang tersebut, dan mungkin penjaga binatang yang akan berikan makanan tersebut kepada binatang tersebut. Tetapi sekali imbas, kita terbayang bahawa dia suruh kita bagi makanan tuh kepada pak guard yang jaga zoo tersebut.. Hahaha..